Fuck it, I started a tumblr.

antonanagram:

kokotan:

nami-tsuki:

encasedwithinamber:

daydreammelody:

kamehamehaaaa:

perfectlyy-flawed:

paolaaav:

ckings:

are you fucking kidding me lmfao

i’m 4’11 and i’m 56 kg

so i need to lose like 20kg

what the

shit

I need to lose 10kg

how am i supposed to be this

AHAHAHAHAHA I SHOULD BE 95LB.

100 over, what a fucking disgusting fat ass I am, not that I already didn’t know.

I should be 85 pounds? Yeah, sorry. That’s never going to happen.

Hope my future husband is a chubby chaser!

Good news to everyone above me, this chart is pointless, meaningless bullshit!

Perfect, nor good, have absolute values. And they certainly aren’t the numbers that are on here.

Take a seat. Lean back. Eat some candy. Ignore shit like this.

according to this i am perfect

perfectly underweight

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull crap.
I’m sticking to military weight standards. 

Lawl no. Just no. Not happening.

yeah so

even if you’re made of pure muscle no fat

these are all p.much grossly anorexic so

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randomlace:

roxoah:

spoony-monster:

morph0fairy:

w3-b0th-kn0w:

yukkikuran:

go-away-anderson:

dawndead:

attic-adventures:

acrylicemulator:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

WHY

THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU

JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

Why is this so fucking funny to me?

I was doing fine until I saw “JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER” … then i lost my shit

OMG LMFAO

reblogging again because i can’t stop crying at JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER

I NEED THIS YOU HAVE NO IDEA!

I would take this everywhere and wonder how long it takes for someone to kill me.

I WANT THIS BAG

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27teacups:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

It’s like a sleeping bag.

youve got to give credit to the brand though omg

they promise custom sizing and by god they will make your size even if your foot is actually a refrigerator

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PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.

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happyds:

fuckin wwhatevver

tsukismiles:

tforge13:

tforge13:

I highly doubt this’ll get as many notes as any Feminism posts, and I’ll likely lose a few followers for posting it. But discrimination against men IS a real thing.

Please, no matter your sex, gender, or political views, take a minute to read through this.

And please reblog. Don’t just like and leave it at that. This is a serious issue that many people don’t know about. I only just learned about it a week or two ago.

Gonna keep reblogging this until a) everybody accepts that it’s a real issue or b) I lose like 15 followers who are extremely offended by the concept that men’s lives aren’t absolutely perfect.

//reblogs again because comments

This is a serious issue. None of that is any fair - things happen, and if a guy gets a girl pregnant he doesn’t have any say in anything. It’s suddenly not his child, but his punishment, if he’s underaged. People don’t seem to believe that it’s not just women who are oppressed.

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shaleimps:

nintendonut1:

seerofnight:

shellimouto:

pookiefangs:

I just made the dorkiest thing. But I have no regrets.

God, I just, love you so much freya

Nick of time

FUCK FOCK FOOCUK FOCUK JDKSA

Mary did you have something to do with this

ALMOST SPAT ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN

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ass-n-titties:

somethingsugureta:

FUCK

CHOKES

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